The Dodge Arena
Click the apology button
Want an apology? Adorable. There it is, right below. All you have to do is click it. That's it. One click. It's right there. Go on.
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The button awaits. The button is not afraid. The button does cardio.
Tip: on a phone? It also runs from your finger. There is no escape, only embarrassment.
You... actually clicked it?!
Fine. FINE. Here is your apology, exactly as promised:
*Terms and conditions apply. This apology is non-binding, retroactively void, and was written by an intern who also thinks it's your fault.